Farron gone 

Little Timmy Farron has decided to pack in the job of Lib Dems party leader. He says it would be impossible for him to continue as leader and remain faithful to Jesus Christ. 

Can’t say I’m surprised. He grappled with supporting things he wasn’t too keen on, like gay sex and marriage. 

I’m glad he’s gone because he’s one of the biggest remoaners out there, and his leadership during the last election was abysmal. The only thing he banged on about was Brexit. 

Bye Timmy.